On a Coworker’s Final Day

By: Lori D’Angelo

 

It was your last hippopotamus 

before the storm. Cheer up, Matt

from Medical Exits said, at least 

you're not dying. He would know. 

His company name a euphemism 

for what it really does- disposing of 

the dead. You bought your coworker

a cake you couldn't afford. She didn't 

even seem to understand or maybe 

she just didn't care that you had 

purchased the treat with your own 

money and afterward you would 

be paycheck to paycheck rationing. 

Deprivation is the flipside of luxury, 

a line you regularly walk. You fall 

over doorstops, head trickle bleeding

like your father-in-law, dead now, 

did once. You think of Kenny Rogers

Roasters, gone now and wonder if 

in the end he broke even. So many

childhood film stars have crumbled 

into tell-all Instagram fame, has-been 

biography book deals. Publishers leap 

because people think stardom equals 

wisdom. But really the homeless man 

ranting outside your work on his better 

days has more local yokel colorful life 

advice to impart. In the end, cameras 

off, she was just a girl playing a part. 

When the parts grew fewer as her poise 

on and off camera faded, she got a face 

tattoo. Predictably, the audience stayed, 

superior feeling, watching curiously to 

see if she would implode and how bad. 


Lori D’Angelo’s stories have appeared in various magazines such as Broken Antler Magazine, Idle Ink, Litmora, Divinations, Thin Veil Press, Worm Moon Archive, and Wrong Turn Lit. Her first book, a collection of short stories titled The Monsters Are Here, was published by ELJ editions on Halloween 2024. She lives in Virginia with her family. Find out more at loridangelo.com.
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